Cowards Attack the Dead

…and Voila! I give you knuckle-draggers who compose 80% of Middle America. Which promptly leads to…
Bush & Co!!! Yay Christ!!! …which gives us…

PRESTO!!! Lakes of blood spilled to assuage the candy-glass ego of a sub-normal baboon.
I swear, if I didn’t know for a fact that the USA is God’s chosen nation and a shining beacon of light on the Hill; if I didn’t have box after pink, heart-shaped box of chocolates and thousands of bundles of flowers sent to my home by thankful Iraqis; if if weren’t for all of that, I think I’d snuff my candle.

Praise Jesus, George, praise Jesus.