If I had a horse, I’d ride it on my boat.
Best of both worlds.
Once again the Village People start another discussion.
At this point, the obvious question is… Wild Bill vs Shipwreck?
And if I was married to Julia Roberts, I wouldn’t be wasting my time riding a horse.
Come on, her teeth aren’t that big. No need to be cruel.
Cowboys only know about two or three knots. Sailors know, like, hundreds.
Make of that what you will.
Depends upon which side Steve McQueen is playing.
Tampa Bay.
Epic Scales of Awesomeness:
Most Kick-Ass
John Wayne
Steve McQueen
Teddy Roosevelt
Chuck Norris
Ninjas
Sailors
Pirates
Least Kick-Ass
So where do the cowboys fall on those scale? Generic cowboys, that is, rather than the likes of John Wayne and Steve McQueen.
Also, what about bikers, construction workers, and the aforementioned Native Americans and motorcycle cops?
Finally, where does Batman belong on this scale?
Irving Stone biography of Jack London is title Sailor on Horseback. When London finally had a lot of money, he bought a ranch, not a yacht.
But then, Sterling Haden made a lot of money acting in Westerns, and used it to buy a yacht.
Supposedly Errol Flynn enjoyed taking women out on his boat and using the motion of the rolling swells, but then there’s that clip circulating on the web from some old Europorn of a hussar hoisting a girl into his saddle and hiking up her dirndl.
Difficult question.
Give a link when you say that, Pardner!
[noparse]Two Click-rule observed[/noparse] Not safe for work.
Horsemanship?
Heh, the one-click is NSFW unless you work on a sex farm. Two clicks gets you to some very brave young ladies mucking about with the nether regions of horses.
Oh cut it out with the little popguns:
http://www.usswisconsin.org/Pictures/Big%20Guns/024%20B.Morris%2016-inch%20gun%20fire.jpg
Thank you for observing the two click rule, Slithy Tove, but a link to the results of a google search for “amazing horse porn” is itself not worksafe. I’ve added tags so people can copy and paste the URL but can’t click on it directly.
And the Hussar hoisting the maiden to his saddle is where?
In the broken link, the top two video links go to the same clip. Definitely a hussar, by the horizontal tapes across his tunic. Cuirassier, lancers & dragoons just don’t have that “sex on horseback” cachet.