Who wins?
Astronauts.
Pirates.
Cowboys are out riding the range somwhere. Sailors are on a ship. I don’t think the two groups would ever meet and even if they did I dont think they’d have a reason to go into battle with each other.
In a fight or as “male entertainers”?
Corn fed beef or seafood…hmm, sort of a Surf 'n Turf at most Gay bars I have gone to.
Location?
Humm, let see, you say Cowboys, so you must mean the Dallas Cowboys and the sport must be football, what city are the Sailors from, I’ve never heard of them?
Sailors have access to more firepower. And aircraft carriers. And shit.
Doesn’t matter – I’m still rooting for the Sailors.
Only if the sailor is in the navy. And if he is, then there’s probably a cowboy right beside him.
I think they’re both fabulous.
Topeka.
Sailors have those big nine-pounders, and can pummel the shoreline. What are the cowbows going to do? Lasso the boat?
I think this will make it clear. Cowboy guns. Sailor guns.
OK, that’s settled. How about cops versus Native Americans?
I’ll see your .50 cal and raise you four inches.
Google.
Seriously though, do you mean the USS Topeka or the capitol of Kansas, because this city has no Team Sailors (just a Douchbag Baptist Church that hates homosexuals.)
Sailors. Cowboys are undersocialized from being out on the range alone all day. Sailors are part of a crew so they are easier to get along with.