Another cruise-ship captain behaving badly… and AGAIN its in Italy!!!
WTH, Cap? Was that “3MPH, No Wake Zone” sign a little small for you to read? Did you think when you yelled, “Full Speed Ahead! Make It So, Number One…!” that your 134,000 ton oil tanker was going to just zip forward and leave Sicily with a bright flash of blue light?
Here is the CCTV footage
“Captain…! Several small vessels seem to be approaching us from a-stern. I believe that they are exhibiting hostile intent…!”
“Send out on all hailing frequencies… We are the USS Carnival Vista! Our peaceful six-day seven-night mission… is to feed and bake tourists… to encourage drinking and dancing to excess… and to Boldly Blow Through Shallow Water Like No Ship Has Done Before…!”
“They don’t seem to be stopping captain… although cameras are picking up an odd elbow-based salute.”
“Wave back, Number One. I’m sure that its a sign of greeting in this culture. And notify Costa Command about our interactions with this ports indigenous life forms.”
“Shall we observe them with cocktails on the aft deck? Our science section says the corona from the setting sun is quite aesthetic.”
“Agreed. I’ll just put us on auto pilot at full speed and meet you there…”
