oh great, a link to Cracked. There goes the rest of my evening.
Toast-shaped lips?
God, I had forgotten that.
If I didn’t think that was simply a think-o, also very creepy!
I don’t think they’re particularly creepy. Just stupid.
Overall, I find Seanbaby pretty hit-or-miss, but these columns are consistently hilarious. I think a lot of this advice is actually pretty creepy. Especially the bag over the head.
I think that was the best one of all. Who the hell would get turned on by THAT? (Wouldn’t a bondage mask work better?)
Musical cards – does ANYONE like those things? I’ve heard of pranks where people take the little music things out and hide them in people cars.
Hilarious! A chunk of stuffing actually shot out of my mouth. The bag on the head with the lips cut out was the best!!!
Amazing. But I can’t help but feel a tinge of sadness, because I’m sure there are people out there wearing bags on their heads as we speak. It hurts my soul.
The website Nerve has a similarly-themed feature, this one dealing with romance and sex advice from Cosmo and other literary staples.
Yeah, forget sexy lingerie, candles, champagne. Paperbags and cheap balloons are where it’s at.
(Hell, not even your dick in a box?)