Cracker Barrel adds Impossible Sausage to their menu, conservatives lose their minds

The BBQ Pit
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Cracker Barrel has decided to add Impossible Sausage to their menu.

Conservatives are not happy. How dare they provide options to people!!! :grin:

“Don’t you ever try to push that crap in my direction. Stick to the basics that made your franchise a success,” wrote one Facebook user.

“You just lost the customer base, congratulations on being woke and going broke,” commented another user.

“I just lost respect for a once great Tennessee company,” remarked yet another person in the comments.

This is the Pit, so fuck all those people. Yes Virginia, people really are this fucking stupid.

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I think they’re just jealous about someone else having an Impossible Sausage.

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Once again proves that conservatards don’t even know what “woke” means.

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Man, these folks just get sooooo wound up over anything.

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Serving something that doesn’t clog our hearts! How dare they said the 300 lb Bubba in overalls.

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Rs really do love pork spending.

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Man, people are out of their fucking minds.

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Buncha special snowflakes, they are.

That’s right, I said it!

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“You just lost the customer base, congratulations on being woke and going broke,” commented another user.

Look, I know this sounds crazy but… Maybe, just maybe, Cracker Barrel has decided to add Impossible Sausage, here’s where it get crazy, their actual customer base wants Impossible Sausage?
Is that even a possibility that crossed the shriveled pea you call a brain?

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Nope. In their pea-brains, a private company offering a variety of choices to their customers based on market research is… SOCIALISM!

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You mean these folks no longer believe in Capitalism?! What has this country even come to?

Uh…you might be thinking of something else, cause a fried sausage, meatless or not, isn’t going to win a lot of health awards.

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I missed this earlier - but I wanted to commend you on a well-played pun. Nice!

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I don’t get it. Did it come with every meal???

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It’s not especially healthy, but I guess it’s better for the earth, and it’s something vegetarians (maybe vegans?) can eat. If it’s good for the earth and OK for vegetarians, it’s obviously a communist plot.

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It’s not like Cracker Barrel is replacing their meat sausage with the Impossible stuff; it’s just a new option. Though, it would not surprise me if some of those who are getting worked up aren’t understanding that, and think that the restaurant will only be offering plant-based sausage.

I mean, Cracker Barrel also offers salads (believe it or not!) and vegetables, but they aren’t forcing those on any dedicated carnivores, either.

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They don’t believe in markets or limited government. The last admin removed any principled beliefs in exchange for outrage, edgelording, anti-sjw, etc as their whole identity.

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I like this from the article:

“Also just funny how these are the same people who yell about businesses being able to make their own decisions, yet here they are getting mad that they are doing just that."

Woke? What does this have to do with that whole thing? SMH If I ever go to one of these restaurants for breakfast, I for sure will order the Impossible Sausage, and will spritz it with some Tapatio or whatever Mexican hot sauce they have on the table.

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Reactionary conservatives have the cognitive skills and emotional sophistication of an average toddler. If you show them a red ball, and hide it, and then show them a blue ball, they think the blue ball is the only ball that exists and the red ball is permanently gone. Same thing with showing this new menu item to them. “Meatless sausage? Real sausage gone! Waaaaahhh!”

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I remember back in the low carb craze Cracker Barrel had a special listing for their low carb foods. I haven’t seen that listing for years. The customers will decide what they keep on the menu.

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Why is anyone here surprised to learn that conservatives are anti-choice?