Ewww. That is supposed to be a selling point?
A couch that gets me laid? Why, I’d pay up to $49 for something like that.
I wonder if he’ll take $25, if I don’t take the crick in the neck and sore lower back options?
Not really interested in a yucky couch, but the website is way cool.
Since we’ll be moving soon, a local place to sell stuff is handy. Thanks! (I know you did it just for me!) 
Wow.
In related news…
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=12515&item=6147470882&rd=1#ebayphotohosting
That ad does not surprise me.
I’ve been perusing the craig’slist ads for a few days because I’m looking for some furniture.
Some of them are hilarious in their naivity. One poster was attempting to sell his ugly IKEA stuff for MORE than the retail price. Other posters apparently have no idea what basic English terms mean. Excuse me lady, “gently used” doesn’t mean you’ve owned it for ten years and it was the cat’s preferred scratching post. There is such thing as a “semi-antique.” That chair you’re trying to sell? It’s isn’t “comfortable and classic.” It’s ugly as sin. You should pay people to haul it to the dump for you.
In fairness some of the stuff I’ve seen there is really very lovely.
I have a friend who says Leonard Bernstein got laid on her couch.* I wonder what it’s worth.
*Not by her. That I know of.
On an ancient country inn:
“George Washington slept here, with two different women”