I’m jealous of every other hip and trendy city out there. You see, when I look at furniture listings for Craigslist in those areas, I actually see nice furniture for the most part, at reasonable prices. Not here in Cleveland, though. Furniture that would normally end up on the curb in Denver, Seattle and Portland is being listed on Craigslist for ridiculous amounts. There’s very little jewels among the junk, either - it’s mostly tacky 1960s and 1970s-era crap.
Sure, the sellers might say “it’s comfortable.” It’s baboon-ass ugly, too. Go to craigslist furniture listings in other cities, and you’ll actually see nice, neutral, tasteful stuff. Here, it’s furniture straight out of the Brady Bunch house; orange naugahyde chairs, bulky coffee tables, and recliners with Bicentennial eagle fabric. I’m afraid to look at the electronics listings in Cleveland craigslist; it’s probably nothing but console televisions and 8-track tape players.
There’s some newer furniture out there - not much, but some. Unfortunately, what little there is is flowery, femmy, kountry foo-foo stff and tacky Rent-A-Center rejects.
Prices? Paying $500 for a used couch the original owner paid $600 for – and it’s usually covered by some cheesy, flowery, foo-foo kountry upholstery at that – is no bargain. It’s like computer pricing at the Salvation Army; “Well, that 486 cost $3,000 back in 1995, so we could probably get $2,000 for it now.” People are also asking outrageous prices for used mattresses. Fucking gross. I’ll buy something from the spammed national retailer ads that nobody tags for removal before I spend $400 on some nasty ass used mattress with pee and cum stains.
Here’s what passes as good deals for used furniture in Cleveland:
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/fur/135525001.html
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/fur/135487789.html
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/fur/135455378.html
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/fur/135446383.html
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/fur/134425688.html
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/fur/133741641.html
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/fur/133394977.html
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/fur/133357868.html
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/fur/135527276.html
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/fur/135541924.html
http://cleveland.craigslist.org/fur/135576277.html