CrazyChop = Crowbar of Irony +3

Just in time for the festive seasons, I have ‘upgraded’ myself to the Crowbar of Irony +3. Less of the chopping, more of the blunt damage :smiley:

I like your new name, even if it took me a few seconds to get it.

Brilliant.

What do you do on a critical strike?

Swings real hard and runs to first?

Make people think more about the world, I hope!

's better than -2 monkey wrench of shame