okay people. so being a relatively virginal poster, i have never found use to use the pit. but i don’t want to get first time cold feet if and when i’m called in here. so yo- throw your best shit at me. any topic, and side. i’ll do my best to keep up. i’m sure this has been done before, but that’s no help to me.
bring it ON!
You are a bad bad person. I think you’re really mean. Meanie-head. You like girls! Jb and Suzie/sittin in a tree…
** Bring it Onnnnn! **
How can you not like the name “Irwin Maurice Fletcher”? Obviously, you are some sort of lower life form.
How was that?
Myrr21, don’t even get me started. I don’t know where the fuck you get off telling the people on this board that I’m a ‘meanie-head’. first of all, you don’t even know me. you spend WAAAAYYY to much of your time on this board, typing in your little questions and gracing the good people of earth with your EXQUISITELY well-worded responses. Jesus christ, if you spent half as much time out in the real world, maybe you’d understand that [/BOLD] normal people could give a rat’s ass what you think [/BOLD]. I don’t know if that bolding is going to turn out, but you know what? I don’t care. cuz i’m a normal person.
And i don’t know who the fuck told you about suzie. i sure as hell didn’t. you know why, because i would never mention her to an idiot like you, just in case stupidity IS contagious. why don’t you go back to your little burrow or whereever the fuck it is that you call ‘home’, remove your elbow with your ass, and try getting laid like some of the rest of us.
great. Irwin Maurice Fletcher. IMF. why do you like those initials so much? cuz they stand for I’M Fucking stupid? why don’t you but out and get back to grooming your backhair or whatever it is that you do for fun.
Yeah, but I can ** bold ** correctly… 
great. learn how to use soap next, and you are on your way.
So you’re selling * Irish Spring * now, are you? Glad to know the leprechauns are representin’ on the SDMB.
Wrongo! Yer a twit. A twit with his dick in a wringer. I think I’ll stick around, this could be mildly entertaining.
:: Lounging in lawn chair, feet on cooler ::
oooooh, myrr, now you’ve gone and done it. now you’ve crossed the line. so you think it’s funny to mock my irish heritage? at least the irish can make soap! what is it that you can make? oh, that’s right. mistakes. for your information, it’s spelled ‘representing’. but of course you don’t know that, because you are an ignoramous.
and speaking of ignoramouses, who just entered the fray? oh, that’s right. speakeasy. wringers, huh? how’d you like my wringer round your collar. i’ll give you a pearl neckalace like you wouldn’t believe. hey snackcakes, no need to incinerate you television in a ball of fire. i’ve got your explosion right here!
** You ** think it’s funny to knock my black rap star upbringing?
You think it’s funny to read words poorly underlined?
But then again, we * all * know about what the Irish do with their soap…
Ok, this is silly, though fun, but I need sleep like a weasel needs a luncheon…cheerio.
okay, good night!
myrr21, i will always remember you as my first. my very special first.
now what about any of the rest of ya? huh? thought so, you lily-livered petunias.
sorry, kid. yer not worth it. 
JB says:
Hey, if you are going to pick on other people’s spelling perhaps you should learn how to spell ** NECKLACE **…you goat felching bone head.
sorry everybody. deerhunter’s on encore right now.
later.
Ew. What’s that stuck to my shoe? Damn, it’s a glob of farley. That putrid, stinking, toxic crap is hell to scrape off. The shit stains, too. And did I mention the smell? Yo! The EPA wants to talk about your pit stains.
So what is this farley trash anyway? Is it animal, vegetable, or mineral? Clearly a vegetable in the mental sense. Physically, who cares?
And a founding member of the small bore club I see. Is that’s what you’re using for plumbing? You couldn’t fill a Cheerio with that thing. No wonder your sex drive is gone, your transmission is shot. Get a grip on yourself, man! Oh I see, no handhold. The dick stretcher is over that way. But I could show you something you’ve never seen before; the other end of that thing.
Stooge.
Oh yeah, Farley? Oh yeah???
Well…you suck!
And yo’ mama wears army boots!
So there! :^P pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt!
Here’s a present for you, you crosseyed rabid goat!
throws a big old squishy tomato
:wally