Yeah you, bitch!!!

The BBQ Pit
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You stupid, rabbit fucking, goat loarding, monkey spanking, penis yanking, yak-mouthed platypus! You waste of water! You oxygen thieving, paint huffing, knuckle dragging, faerie skipping, bubble poppin, brow sloping, jaw dropping, cave man with his head in the fire! You ember chewing, gerbil sucking, panty sniffing, Dubya voting, refigerator raider! You cool whip snorting, John Doe posing, pork rine eatin, squirrel chasing, nut humpin, tail waggin, gorrilla dong! You cybernetic schizophrenic! You Buster Bar bastard with telepathic smells that reek of dead brain cells!

Nah, I’m just playin. You’re alright.

Fuck the rest of you though.

2

What, are you just in the batting cage?

3

Hoooray, that has got to be the freakin funniest pit post I have ever seen.
On a scale of 1-10 on the giggle quotient, I give it a 10.

Oh buy the way, my sister snorts cool whip.

4

And, you forgot goat felching and ant squicking
::Squick Squick::

5

Milo- What?! You want some of this?!

6

Who you calling bitch, bitch ?

Leave Milossarian alone or I’ll have your guts for garters ! Ha !

7

Oh yeah?! Leave me alone or I’ll have your garters for guts! So there!

8

Oh, goody. Now we know that FreakFreely eats garters.

Now where do I file that SDMB trivia?

9

It’s pork rinds.

Tch, tch, you were doing so well up to that point.

10

What, haven’t you ever heard “Like A Pork Rine Stone Cowboy”?

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Freakly, I know the ** real ** reason you want my garters. Ya pervert. If you suck up enough I * might * let you see my garters, but you can’t touch 'em !

12

:rolleyes: … sigh. Where are the Pun Police when you need’em?

13

(Picturing Freaker in Ayesha’s garters, getting excited by his J. Edgar Hoover poster.)

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Well, I dunno. What do I have to suck up?

15

(quietly snuffles laughter through her nose so as to not alert the prairie dogs in the surrounding cubes…)

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I’ll give you three guesses and the first two don’t count.

17

Hmmmm, I need a hint. Is it pink?

18

Hmmm, this could get real interesting real fast. Ayesha has Freak guessing. In my book that’s bad news.

Think i’ll just wait over here on my lawn chair and see how this shapes up. Anybody for a beer?

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:takes beer and opens it;
Yeah, this could be fun. Although, it could take a while 'cause at times freak isn’t the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, if ya know what I mean.
Keith

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Hate to interrupt the suckup guessoff, but yes Freak, I have heard of that movie. It’s actually “Like A Pork Rhine Stone Cowboy”. A German flick.

You’re only digging yourself deeper, you know. 'Course, Ayesha may be all for that.