Shut the fuck up you nose picking, booger wiping, window cleaning, dung chipping, frog licking, candle sucking, Friends watching, tooty-fruity banana booty!
Nah, I’m just kidding. You’re alright.
Yet another pit thread with no flames, no point and no wit. Sad.
You want me to flame you?
You can take that flame and stick it up your garter-wearing namby-pamby ass! Muthafucka, don’t try to practice your pussy-assed bitch-made flames on this shit! This is primetime, baby, so you’d best be coming with your A-game stuff, you rat-soup eatin’ Kool-Aid drinkin’ punk! Otherwise your lame ass will get sent off to exile, like you was DBCooper! Beyatch!
Dear FreakFreely,
It’s lonely here. Please send either relevance or more entertainment value.
signed
yer O.P.
Dear Xenophon,
It’s painful living in a land without humor. I’m running away and never coming home.
Signed,
Yer Inner Child.
You deutche smelling, V8 drinking, finger sniffing, bra collecting, mirror watching, cootie having, ass-gas bag! You dingle-berring, trout faced, curdled cheese turd! You crack smoking, over-sized underwear eating, doodie stain!
Nah, I’m just kidding. You’re alright.
Hey Doctor Jackson, did I spell “doodie” right?
Oh yeah, that last one was for jubei2k. Yeah, you heard me!
I don’t know about “doodie” (I’d probably guess it was “doody”), but I’m not altogether sure you meant “deutche” (unless that’s some word I’ve never heard of).
“Douche?”
No, I think that’s a fencing term:
“En garde!”
“Douche!”
::looks around for the pun police::
They’ll never take me alive!
No wait, they’ll never take me!
I have said it before, I’ll say it again?
“Can we get this padulum moved to the MPSIMS?”
It depresses me enough that I have to share the same message board with this stuff, let alone the same forum.
You should have douched before you started fencing!
Dear Freakly,
Having wonderful time. Laughing my ass off. Wish you were beer.
signed
xeno’s inner child
Dear threemae,
Is “padulum” as tasty as “pabulum”?
signed
xeno’s inner infant
Sorry DRY, it’s definitely. “doodie.” Check here: http://www.doodie.com
UncleBeer:
threemae:
Ok, you knew what you were getting into when you saw my name as the thread starter and opened it anyway. Which means one of three things:
Either you really like my threads and can’t get enough of them. But you got dissapointed when it didn’t live up to my previous excellence.
Or, you hate my threads and you were just looking for something to get pissed off about and got dissapointed.
Or, you hate me and you’re looking for something, anything, to flame me about.
So which is it?
Freak…
How 'bout “Like a wine stoned plowboy”?
How could anyone miss the entertainment value here?
I have been able to add felching and squicking to my already impressive vocabulary, what more could I ask for?
If you don’t like it I am sure there would be more than a few who would be more than happy to show you the door, just bend over and I am sure someone would be happy to drive you…
Feynn sez:
Well, FreelFreaky, I guess you’re more provocative than I thought; your thread has managed to encourage yet another lame-ass amateur sesquipedalian to attempt a flame ("…just bend over and I’m sure someone would be happy to drive you…" I give it a 2.1, but only because I’m in a good mood).
So well done, you Sweden bound, bad pun making, garter eating, America hating, snake in the grass bug squicker. Ya done your doodie here, now go snarfle a donkey, butt munch.
Oh, and Feynn — (hi, how are you? Don’t mind the flames, I’m just being friendly)— when FleakeryFree needs your assistance, I’m sure the pathetic whimpering and mewling of his posts as we cruelly toy with his still breathing carcass will be sufficient to alert you. (But don’t count on it any time soon. He’s an obstinate little Freak.)
If you find my threads to be so dumb and humorless, why do you keep showing up in them? I assure you, your presence would not be missed.
xenophon41…
You chicken squicking, warthog felching, sesquipedalian pygmy… good to meet you too and I’m just fine. And you?
Well, SHIT!!!
Just how familiar are you with this site, UncleBeer??
Who’s the hot chick in the tee-shirt?