Yeah you, bitch!!!

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This is the guy who was disappointed when tradesilicon showed restraint on the flames? (Here for all you “gimme a link” nuts.) Now you suddenly start sniffling?

Ya suddenly can’t take the heat? Or did my first post confuse you? Here’s the breakdown, champ: Following your lead, I constructed a small, humorously intended put-down in the form of an epistle from your thread starter post to you. I implied that your OP, being completely aimless, was a flame in search of a subject. Failing relevance, I suggested that you put more work into entertaining us.

The intent was to prompt a similar response from you. Since you fulfilled my expectation with the very next post, I reflected my satisfaction in a subsequent post, and then expanded my participation in your completely pointless but hitherto entertaining thread by flaming both you and Feynn (who seems to know how to take it and dish it out).
Sorry you’re so bummed, dude. Uh… get over it.

::applaudes wildly:: Bravo! This one’s my favorite.

Just what the fuck is this all about ? The Pit is not a joke ! Have a reason to post here or get your mom felching ass out. It’s cute and all, but cute is for SIMS or IMHO. Not here. Call me the keeper of this Pit, fine. All I know is your bullshit psuedo rants belong somewhere else - like up your very large tunnel sized asshole. Do not post these idiotic non-rants here anymore. Your weak assed, thimble dick belongs somewhere else.

Bitch.

Stay in MPSIMS where its safe. Come here again with these lame non-flames and you will deal with me. Also other great true flamers such as Satan and Lexicon - names which your pathetic low sperm count, brainless moronic hairy back can never come close too. Do I make myself clear ?

Good.

  • NM

Yep, utterly transparent.

Xeno- Sorry, I was in a bad mood. No wait, I’m not sorry you whale poop eating beaver banshee! You cocka-mamie-cocka-doodle-cock-sucker! Take your Post and shove it up your Raisin-Bran ass!

Nothingman- The pit ain’t a joke, but you are. So why do you take yourself so seriously?

Ah! That’s the FreakFreely we all know and love!

BTW, freak you, Fuckly!

“Freak you, fuckly!”

LO freakin’ L! That’s gotta be the best play on my name I’ve seen so far! Good show chap!

Yo, NothingMan.

Some of us thought Freak’s OP was funny and if you don’t like it, you can get the fuck out, bitch! Nobody give a fuck about what you have to say, you goddamn wanna-be big-time flamer.

You’re the joke, pig-fucker. And if you wanna play like being a moderator, first moderate the dumb-ass shit spewing from your mouth. Retard.

You think you’re smooth? You’re chunky peanut butter on two pieces of sandpaper, you cocksucker. Come back with better stuff and you might not sound like a drooling mongoloid idiot. Reply if you want, but i know it’s hard to talk with my dick in your mouth.

–Big Jubei

You intelligence leper! You lice chomping orangutan! You buscuit buttering, shit snorkeling, load of plankton feces! You Conoco toilet licking snuffelupagus! You fist-fucking, milky-mouthed monster! You broken Cheerio! You pleather-butted pillow pansy! You’re shedding more braincells than dandruff! So go nut on someone else’s keyboard, you habitat for homophobia!

Signed,

Freak-you-Freely

You are a person with an indiscriminate sexual orientation, who is cognitively challenged! You lack personal hygiene, and are in all other respects an odiferous troglodyte afflicted with cerberal gangrene! Gerbils enrolled in remedial wheel-running classes snicker behind your back! Your epidermis is more eruptile than Vesuvius! Your genome is intermixed with some of the more unsavory hominids, and your social and political acuity is Gingrichian!

Eschew obfuscatory sesquipedalianism, pedophilic pedant!

Freak,

Well at least now you are flaming for a reason. Not spewing fake lime green jello to be funny. This is the Pit sphincter-girl, not something to do when you loose your tweezers and magnifying glass and can’t find your dick. Some may find you funny (oh I see, Jube - you are over 100 posts so now you are a resident expert ? Fuck off you insignificant pimple on a rat’s hairy ass), they do not get the spirit of the Pit - and neither I gather does your feeble “White-Out” fumed addled brain. So you want to rant ? Fine rant away. But this is not the place to try to be Jerry Seinfeld, especially when you appear to be much more in a league with Tom Arnold. Threaten the sanctity of this place and you threaten me, and perhaps others. So take your little comedy act elsewhere FuckMonkey or have a genuine gripe. If I have given you a genuine gripe, well then all the better.

Goddamn newbie idiots.

Eat me,

  • NM

Okay, fine. You wanna get serious? Let’s do that.

I can’t help but notice that you didn’t complain about the “Ask The Angry Guy!” thread. In fact, you even posted to that thread, but showed no criticisms there.

Besides, who the fuck died and made you moderator?

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Oooooooh have I made someone upset ? I’m shaking. Or not.

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That thread was a rant moron, not an attempt (and in your case a lame attempt) to be funny. Further that thread was started by Lexicon whom I respect and you should fear angering - so much you better have a change of diapers should you challenge him.

I do not need to be a moderater to know the rules. The Pit is for anger, not idiocy. Now if you are smart you will take this as a lesson learned and move on. You seem to have some decent things to contribute to this board - just don’t mock the Pit, less you draw even more fierce ire than mine . . . and believe me, I am being gentle compared with others.

'Nuff said.

Actually, from what I can see, the people who like it, like it. And the people who don’t like it, don’t really care. Except for you. So why the bug up your ass?