Let’s create the worst TV show possible
The title was later changed to Just Scrapping By.
HEAT CUPCAKE
I’d watch it just to see what the hell it was about.
<ThelmaLou laughing hysterically at these ideas and trying hard not to pee at her desk!>
FASHION MYSTERY – a game show where specialists in abnormal psychology watch genuine fashion show runway videos and try to figure out just what the designers were thinking.
LAW & JUSTICE – each week a team of NYPD detectives competes with Steven Segal and Jean Claude Van Damme to find criminals. The criminals are either found and given a trial, or found and beaten to death.
HEAT FOREVER – a Cinemax series about a hopelessly romantic immortal hot chick who each season gets involved with another man, screws him into a vegetative state, and moves on.
FASHION DINER – runway models deliver meals to audience members sitting around the runway.
**Team Love ** would be sort of like the Bachelorette but with no pressure to make a decision.
Justice Diner no matter what you order you are served a heaping helping of justice!
Cupcake! Cupcake! twice as good as the other cupcake shows!!
One cupcake’s long erotic journey from Milan to Minsk.
I’ve seen this show, but it was a group of 3 celebrities on a jury. The show was called Jury Duty. I think the more interesting question is which combinations have already been made. I submit:
Mob Doctor = The Mob Doctor
Alaska Trucker = Ice Road Truckers
Chicago 911 Doctors = ER
Chicago Loves Cupcakes = Mike & Molly
etc.
Mystery Cupcake - a panel is given cupcakes made with untraditional ingredients (squid, scallions, millet, pastrami), and they are asked to identify what’s in 'em. (lame, I know.) Doesn’t warrant a whole show, but could be an occasional 2 minute segment on ‘Chopped’.
Problem is, combining these words to make new shows - there already are a lot of shows that have been there, done that!
That’s right - “Just Scraping By” - the best show we have EVER invented! Thanks, Annie! I think we had most of the keywords from the OP in it, too.
So, does anyone have an email address for someone in tv so we can get this thing on the air?
Justice Cupcake: Supercute girl roams the mean streets dealing out justice.
Turns out it’s not that exciting a show. They just set an oven to 350 every week.
I’m really surprised it’s lasted five seasons.
Yeah, but they bake a different kind of cupcake each week.
A MYSTERY cupcake!
OOOoooooh!
Will there be sprinkles? Is there…a filling?
Alaska 911 = Alaska State Troopers
Chicago Storm: the trials and tribulations of a (somewhat fictional) professional soccer team.
PETS 911 sounds like some real shows, Animal Cops Philadelphia and Animal Cops Miami. Don’t seem to have done Chicago yet.
We could make FORCE WARS – every week, various bloggers and message-board-posters have at each other over their differing interpretations of Star Wars universe canon.
We already have that - it’s called The Internet. 
Cupcake Force: Jack Bauer must deliver cupcakes in 30 minutes OR MILLIONS WILL DIE.