I just got the best spam :
Vodafone Promotions
FAZANSTRAAT C76, 3084 SX AMSTERDAM,THE NETHERLANDS
REF: VFP /26510460037/02
BATCH: 24/00319/IPD
CONGRATULATIONS
We happily announce to you TODAY the draw of the VODAFONE PROMOTIONS, online Sweepstakes program held on the 28th of March 2006. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 023-0148-790-459 with Serial number 5073-11 drew the lucky numbers: 43-11-44-17-37-10-43, which subsequently won you the lottery in the 3rd category.
You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of US$ 2.300,000.00 (two million, three hundred thousand dollars ) in cash credited to file VFP/26510460037/02 . This is from a total cash prize of $39.100,000.00 shared amongst 17 lucky winners in this category
All participants for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online.
Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe. In view of this, your US$ 2.300,000.00 (two million, three hundred thousand dollars) would be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe.
Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact him. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.
This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned.
To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:
Mr. Hoffman Atkins hoffman_atkins@mailz.net
CLAIMS MANAGER,
VODAFONE PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
Remember that all prize money must be claimed not later than two weeks, otherwise, will be returned as unclaimed.
Congratulations from the staff and I of the VODAFONE PROMOTIONS.
Yours faithfully,
Paulette Curtis
Online coordinator for VODAFONE PROMOTIONS
Sweepstakes International Program.
Copyright © 2006
All rights reserved. Terms of Service
Beats the hell out of some whacked Nigerian who can’t spell telling me some politicians wife desperately nededs my help.
What I wish was that mrAru still worked for Verizon, as that is one of the Vodafone companies, so I could send her an apologetic email telling her that I was ineligable for the contest because of being related to an employee … sigh
SO I reported it to Vodafone