Creator of Beanie Babies guilty of tax evasion

To the tune of $53.55 million US.

Cue Nelson Muntz.

So I’m sure he’s really sad about all this.

He failed to pay taxes of $885,000 on foreign income of $3,100,000 so his civil penalty is $53,500,000?

Dayum.

He should just sell a few rare beanie babies to raise the cash

Avoision. I don’t say evasion, I say avoision!

  • Kent Brockman

Wait, what?

I, for one, would leave the country and spit on my citizenship on my way out.

That’s horse shit. It can’t be accurate, can it?

This happened in 2002 so, although unmentioned, there certainly would be penalties and interest on that unpaid $885,000, but… dayum.

Yeah, but how much of that is liquid? I suspect a bunch of his toys, and I don’t mean Beanie Babies, will be hitting auction blocks soon.

Oh, no doubt. But I bet people buy the extra toys so they can have some to spare when the law comes a 'knockin. I wonder if they keep a priority list with their lawyers, of favorite to least favorite, so the lawyers know which toys can go first? :smiley:

This articlehas some more details:

So basically, he pleaded guilty to avoid jail time, and they gave him the biggest penalty possible.

Ah, so it was the hiding of the cash that got him nabbed.

Man our financial system needs an overhaul…