Seriously, who comes up with this stuff? The beauty, if you wish to call it that, is that some of us are so used to using keyboard shortcuts that these scum can use popups, popunders, poparounds, poptimetravel, popwhatever the latest incarnation of evil happens to be and BAM! there you have it. A piece of evil incarnate on one’s computer all because, in the blink of an eye, one of these cretinous things evidently got itself the “correct” keyboard response for it to do its dastardly deed. Now, I’m stuck with it.
Next, a request to the TM[sup]tm[/sup]: Can you walk me through removing this crud? The particular machine it’s haunting is a Toshiba Satellite running a Korean installation of Windows 7.
To the author of the crud: You are barely human. I hope you lose every penny you’ve manage to earn, even the most likely very little you managed to earn honestly. I hope you are turned out of whatever abode you disgrace and that your apparel is not fit for the climate in which you find yourself. I hope you manage to get caught committing a felony and, furthermore, that you do this where the judicial system is not known for advancing cases faster than glaciers move. And, when you die, I hope your gravestone clearly states what kind of scum you are now. And, just so you know, your timing’s kind of lousy as I’m moving what I need to move and setting up what I need to set up on my brand-new Satellite computer. I forgot to mention something: You’re a bastard.