Dammit. I was hoping for a butterflygirl. Why is it always a bloody mothman?
Hey you guys, the chupacabra is real! I even got a picture once, and scientific research determined that it was just another coyote with mange, and I swear I hadn’t been drinking at the time, though you couldn’t tell from those Ambien pills I took.
It was a one-eyed, one horned, flyin’, purple chupacabra.
Snipe!
Damn that Kinkos and their “Valet Parking” signs…
Arizona. Nice state, if only it weren’t for all the damn Chupacabras…
Could it have been that Joe Arpaio dude? He’s pretty much a night crawling bird brain.
3 a.m.? Dark wings? Between a prison and a military base, where it’s likely that many corpses are secretly buried? Clearly…it was a vampire.
He must have recently fed, or else you wouldn’t be here to tell this story. You got very, very lucky. :eek:
You guys are missing the big picture. We need to find out what the government did to the first two bsmiths and how this clone escaped.
Is this newsletter poorly mimeographed?
This reliable site/cite and this one show a creature with wings. Granted the first picture could be the spines but I don’t think we can rule out a chupacabra with wings.
Dude, my mom used to keep a wooden griffin in the laundry room. It scared the shit out of me. I was afraid it was going to come alive, so I was always telling her to get rid of it.
I recognize it from your description. I need to call my mom.
Say, has anyone seen Birdmonster lately? Maybe he’s vacationing between gigs.
Maybe it was Birdman.
Attorney at Law.
The birdmen are coming! The birdmen are coming! They’re here!