Oh… Look a little squirrel is sitting on my window ledge.
Hey, little fella! How are you doing?
Ahh… they can be so cute when they… Hey! Stop biting my hand! Get Back!
Arrggghhhh, it’s, it’s got me by the leg! Someone help! HELP for christsakes the little bastard has rabies… He’s foaming at the mouth! For the LOVE OF GOD someone call animal control!
Loooossing conciousness… Can’t breathe… Squirrel has me by the, by the… leg.