Crime and Pun-ishment

The defendant was alleged to have imported a mated pair of Mustela nivalis without a wildlife import license. In his defense he pointed out that he did not have ownership of the animals, but merely possession.

The court took this fact under advisement, and arrived at the following conclusion: Since the defendant did not own the two animals, he must be presumed to have less than full title to them. Observing that they were least weasels, the court therefore concluded that he was indeed the *lessor of two weasels. *:slight_smile:

Harrumph. I won a murder case recently. Turns out the victim faked his own death, so I filed a Writ of a B.S. Corpus…

My favorite NFL team has a fine running back named Joseph Addai. Other folks in the league didn’t much of him at first. After they see him in action, all the other teams cry, “I want Addai, I want Addai, I want Addai!”