Crotch Dog

My parents Basset hound has a thing for toilet paper rolls. Somehow how he psychically knows when you change the roll, and sneaks in to get the empty. I swear that dog CAPERS when he has toilet paper roll to chew. Cleaning up the mess is no fun, be he’s so happy, we hate to take them away.

My mutt, (now deceased, poor lass) once chewed open a cardboard box to steal an entire 2lb swiss cheese. We assumed she ate only to find it (still sealed in plastic, thank the gods) 2 months later, stuffed in the sofa. And we had wondered why she kept scratching at the sofa.

My cat likes to push things off bookcases and tables. Her current specialty is dropping things on my head. She pushes things around on my headboard bookcase till it is on target,then bombs away! Oh,both the cat and the dog think that humans going to the bathroom is a spectator sport. :eek: