crowmanyclouds is a blind jackass!

crowmanyclouds said:

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12082060&postcount=120

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! I’m well aware that bonobos, chimpanzees, gorillas, orangutans, and humans are all great apes, you fucking moron! That’s why I fucking posted that fucking disclaimer in the goddamn sentence! The whole fucking comment was content based. See that part that says “humans who are technically great apes”? That should be your fucking clue that I know that, you fucking blind fuck. The original fucking remark was “apes cannot read”. The context of that fucking remark was goddamn movie quote where some nincompoop states that apes can read, they just can’t goddamn understand! Then Czarcasm used that line to slam mswas. My purpose for that whole parenthetical was to state that the context referred to the non-human categories of great ape, precisely because I knew some fucking dickweed was going to come in and say “but humans are apes, too”. NO FUCKING SHIT!

Keep your fucking nitpick to your fuckless self.

Hilarious. He was 0 for 2 in that post. Go back to lurking, crowmanyclouds.

Based upon this sentence, it appears as if you’re making a distinction between the first three and humans by specifically stating that humans alone are great apes.

But are they GRAPE apes?

This post has been graped by the GRAPE APE!

I agree with Enderw24. It’s not what you’re saying, but from a casual glance, it looks like what you’re saying. crowmanyclouds simply misread you.

Nincompoop? That’s Jamie Lee Fucking Curtis who said that. You had better take that back.

Some sexy nincompoop.

Heh. I let my kids watch that movie. Did they want to read Nietzsche, learn Russian, study angelfish? No. They went around sniffing their armpits for weeks.

And she poops regularly thanks to Activia.

Which, were she a sergeant, would be non-comm poop! Thank you, thank you, you’ve been a great crowd, try your waitress, tip the veal…

mswas was banned? Ignorance fought!

This is a shit pitting. Where’s IVN when you need him.

You’re just saying that because of all the poop talk.

So, what’s the final word? Are humans great apes or not? Also, are we GREAT apes, or just mediocre ones?

Eh. My grandmom’s sister wasn’t so special.

Enderw24 said:

Read the emphasis on the fucking “are”.

Maybe I should have just put “no biology lectures” and left it at that. Still, that comment annoyed the fuck out of me. You can’t drop the word “ape” in a thread without someone taking it to mean just gorillas, and someone else having to point out that humans are apes, too. I was trying to forestall that.

I attempted a ATMB-acceptable version that registered my annoyance, but decided I was too close to the line. So I vented here.

I think someone needs more bran in their diet.

I like bran! Bran is exercise for one’s colon. My colon is my strongest organ!

This post has been Aped by the Ape-ist!