cuban butt

stop right now
thank you very much
i need somebody with a cuban butt

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Riiight…

My friend Rita will brag about having a Cuban ass to just about anyone who will listen. I must admit, she does have a nice ass though.

IT’s “I need somebody with a human touch.”

I know that. But I’m a nonconformist.

Yeah, but that’s a Spice Girls song, so it’s inherently evil.

I thought ya’ll were talking about Jennifer Lopez; that was bad enough, but the Spice Girls??!! Have you been drinking?

So why do you know the words?

You’ve been drinking. Miss Lopez is, IIRC, of Puerto Rican descent - born and raised in NYC though. Right?