Mother’s Pride is inferior to Blackpool Milk Roll, especially for salmon sandwichies.
sandwiches :smack:
Hear hear! Blackpool Milk Roll is also wonderful toasted and slathered in butter.
Too true. In fact, I think I’ll go and make some now.
I have never heard of this milk roll stuff - is it a northern thing?
Yes, very much so. Its soft white bread. Bread of the Gods in fact. 
Hmmm… Northern food?
No thanks! I’ve seen what it does to them.
Yeah? Southern pansy! 
ahem We apologise for this blatant hijack of North vs South in England. Everyone knows that the North is better. We now take you back to your regularly scheduled culinary thread.