cursed idol of Colonel Sanders retrieved from depths

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090311/ap_on_re_as/as_japan_saving_colonel_sanders

This is just eevil…

Ia! Ia! Sanders ftaghn!

“Cursed idol of Colonel Sanders” sounds like something they would have had in one of the Monkey Island games.

Ah, the Curse of the Colonel. Will the Hanshin Tigers ever win the Japan Series again?

A catch… and release of Randy Bass.

That first pic is going to haunt my dreams about The Undead Colonel coming for my brains.

That just cross-connected in my brain with an image of The Burger King in full creepy splendour.

Sometimes having a visual imagination is a curse.

:: curls up into little ball in the corner and twitches ::

Until now, I never imagined a cross between Col. Sanders and Cthulhu.

with his secret recipe of eleven herbs and spices?

Finnggger lickingggg gooooooooood.

Follow the adventures of five magical schoolgirls as they battle to save Osaka against the curse of the evil Kaneru Sandasu, in the exciting new anime series Sensual Duel: Touch My Chickens!

“Ahhh! Look out Yuuki-chan! Sandasu is his forces combine together, to create Battle Zero MacroChicken Tentacle Pervert!”

"Muhahahaha! Now! Sensual Girls, you have appear to me as ‘finger of divine licking!’ "

I live 5 mins walk from that place. Whenever Hanshin Tigers win the finals the crowd goes crazy down there, getting naked and jumping in the canal. But there’s NO WAY IN HELL I’d ever jump in that water. I’m not even sure if you can (legally/scientifically) call it ‘water’.

Go tigers!

Incidentally, that place is where they filmed a few scenes from the movie Black Rain, and is also said to be part of the insipration for the Japanese district in Blade Runner.

The Ridley Scott film, or the one about the bombing of Hiroshima?
ETA: I guess it would be the Ridley Scott film, if it also inspired Blade Runner…

Yeah, the Ridley Scott one.

That makes at least as much sense, if not more so, than an average episode of Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo.

That’s the title of the U.S. dub. The actual name of the series is “Tori Tori Panic! 11 Herbs and Spices.”

And one of the girls has to be wearing glasses, and another shows her panties every other shot,don’t forget. Otherwise it will completely fail to catch on among its target market of adult men who still live in their parents’ basement, both here and in Japan.

I would totally rent this.

Of course you would! The Sensual Duel series is one of the most critically acclaimed chicken-themed bondage anime.

Or as the Japanese call it, “hen tai.”

When my girlfriend first saw a KFC restaurant, she asked me if Colonel Sanders had been one of our presidents.

I couldn’t even begin to explain how funny that notion was.