Forgive me if this falls into tl;dr status…but this is therapeutic.
- I just bought a house. Yay, me. I called my cable provider (Comcast) to tell them I was moving and set up an appointment for the installation. I said (or actually typed…this is all done via online chat) that the house was not presently wired for cable (apparently the prior owners went straight from rooftop antenna to AT&T). The Comcast operator said “I’ve made a note of that”.
Installer shows up for the appointment, Saturday March 30, and I point out where I need outlets installed. He said “hmmm…got a problem. My drill doesn’t work. Have to reschedule.”
Appointment #2 on Tuesday, April 2. Different installer arrives. I point out where I want the outlets, and he says “hmmm…got a problem. We can’t drill through your wall. Gotta reschedule.”
Appointment #3 on Friday, April 5…(I’ve been without TV and internet for a week now. No TV and no beer make Homer something something something…) Different installer arrives. He says “hmmm…got a problem” but this one is an honest man and gives me a straight answer: Comcast does not do “wall fishing”. If I want nice pretty wall plates installed, I have to find my own contractor to do it (and he thoughtfully provides me a much-xeroxed handout with the names of 2 preferred contractors…neither of which actually answered the phone, but that’s another story). We did come up with a plan, though – he was able to drag his cable through a pre-existing hole in the dining room floor, and get one TV and a modem up and running. Meanwhile, my fiancee got Comcast customer loyalty on the phone and reamed them a new one. They acknowledged that their communications may have broken down just a tad, and said to call them back when my installation is complete, and they’d “see what they could do” about recompense.
I’m switching to AT&T.
- Since we have more vehicles than the previous owners, we needed an additional garage door remote. Went to my local Home Depot and bought one; came home and programmed it; worked like a champ. For 2 days…and then it went dead. No lights. Apparently a dead battery.
Since it had appeared to be working fine, I had thrown out the packaging and the receipt, but I thought I’d take my chances with Home Depot anyway. They were reluctant, but my fiancee (who is good at expressing herself with customer service personnel) convinced them that it was obviously defective, and they could find the transaction details based on my credit card, so they grumbled and asked if I wouldn’t mind finding a packaged one on their shelves, so they could scan it.
I complied and went back into the bowels of Home Depot, and found something very interesting:
There were 6 of these clickers on the shelf. All of them had been opened and re-wrapped (and not very well) with scotch tape and staples. I gathered up all 6 and brought them to customer service. The rep said “whoa, that’s messed up”.
So is Home Depot re-wrapping defective merchandise and putting it back on the shelf? You be the judge.