At this time I would like to tap into the neverending flow of creativity and brilliance that is the SDMB and draw a bit of it out for my own purposes, much like a leech. My College Democrats group wants to make t-shirts and they seem to think that we need a clever saying on them. Well, I can’t come up with jack. Can anyone conjure up or recall any short, funny, POSITIVE sayings about Democrats and/or liberals in general?
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea. – Robert Anton Wilson
A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel. – Robert Frost
I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat. – Will Rogers
The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them. – Mark Twain
“Better to have a bleeding heart than to have none.”
The Seven Cardinal Virtues: (the opposite of the seven deadly sins)
humility
liberality
chastity
patience
abstinence
kindness
diligence
Democrats:
Security includes economic security and public health
Liberty includes freedom from government surveillance
The budget is for our own good
Equality includes everyone!
(I feel those need work–was going to the EPIC and ACLU sites to steal ideas, but the phone rang & suddenly I have no time.)
All animals are created equal, but some are more equal than others. :rolleyes:
Vote Democratic: The Ass You Save May Be Your Own
(“Ass” may, of course, be replaced by the usual Democrat donkey)
You could steal the slogan off my bumper sticker:
DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY
Who ever heard of a nice piece of elephant?
“If the Republicans will stop telling lies about the Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them.” --Adlai Stevenson