Annoy a liberal: put a stupid sticker on your car

I’m a liberal, or at least a civil libertarian and an economic centrist. But I can see some features of liberalism that inspire humor. I don’t automatically get in a huff when someone skewers one of my beliefs. For instance, on Red Dwarf, Rimmer’s new personality in “Polymorph” was hilarious, I think because it started from a fairly accurate depiction of how liberal advocacy groups think and function, and took it to a silly extreme (or even maybe not so extreme).

But I was alternately confounded and bothered by this bumper sticker I saw recently:

Annoy a liberal:
Work hard and be happy

Huh? The implication being liberals want people to be lazy and miserable? Or perhaps only miserable if they work hard, and only happy if they are lazy? I could almost understand “Make huge piles of money and be happy,” since rich liberals often seem to have some guilt over it, and it spits in the eye of progressive taxation. But I just don’t get the connection here.

I certainly don’t have anything against working hard, and I agree people who do so should be happy. I find the implication of the sticker to be obnoxious without being the least bit clever or insightful, and therefore not funny.

I guess the driver is probably happy in any case: he annoyed a liberal, even if it was by an unintended method.

Maybe he’s saying that if poor people work hard enough to be happy then liberals will be unhappy because they won’t be arguing for welfare, universal health care, a higher minimum wage, etc.? :confused:

Or maybe he’s just got a slow wit.

There was a guy in my town that had one that said “Send all liberals to Iraq as human shields”. He got the finger.

TSC, gun-toting liberal.

Liberalism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, can help himself

Conservatism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, is enjoying himself.

Two can play at this game!
Daniel

Isn’t it fun?!?!?!?!?
Liberal: a person so open-minded his brains have fallen out

Conservatism: Making the government just small enough to fit in your bedroom.

Friends, friends, let us be fair …

Liberalism: The belief that there is no problem so big that it can’t be solved by adding more layers of big government.
Convervatism: The belief that there is no problem so big that it can’t be solved by throwing outrageous amounts of money at your favorite big-business contractor(s).

I’d rather “Be Hard and Work Happy”! :rolleyes: :eek:

Hee hee hee…this is fun!

Liberalism: Solving the world’s problems with other people’s money.

Liberalism: a religion with 10 suggestions

I like that one a lot!

I have to admit, I have myself thought, “I can’t decide if I’m liberal or conservative. Is it better to be naive or to be selfish?”

Liberal: a person too poor to be a capitalist, and too rich to be a communist

Conservatism: Not conserving a damn thing for over fifty years

Conservative: a person too dumb to be a liberal, and too smart to be a gym sock.

Daniel

Or perhaps:

Conservative: a person too mean to be a liberal, and too nice to be the ebola virus.

Question - What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

Answer - A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

My mom passed me this one, and I’ve always liked it:

Conservatives think poor people are too lazy to help themselves, liberals think they’re too stupid.

Bipartisanship: I’ll hug your elephant if you kiss my ass.