Cute kid story

I volunteered for a study that is investigating glucose tolerance in pregnant women. For this study, I have to wear a glucose monitor for a few days. The monitor is about the size of a small cell phone and has a wire that connects to the sensor under the skin on my side.

I was changing clothes after working out at the rec center. A little girl pointed at me and said, “Look at her ipod Mommy! She must have ears on her butt!”

:stuck_out_tongue:

:smiley: What did her mum say to that?

Nothing. She just shuffled the kid away.

Telling Mouse_Spouse was fun.

“Hi Honey. How was the gym?”
“My ears are on my butt.”
“Just your ears?”
Trouble ensues. :smiley:

They will go so nicely with the eyes in the back of your head that you will develop as the mom of a young child.

Later that evening…

“Honey, would you like to try aural sex?”