http://www.milkandcookies.com/links/6624/
Warn the kiddies! :eek:
That was brillant. And on a related note, here is a webcomic inspired that flash video.
http://www.nuklearpower.com/index.php
Black Mage is the bet webcomic character EVER.
The audio for that (minus the “El Diablo” introduction) has been kicking around for a while. Two years at least, probably more. I liked the version that came as an Easter Egg on the Summoner PS2 game, using characters from that game. The Mountain Dew guy was a ten foot tall monster with giant horns.
“Can I have a Mountain Dew?”
“Roll the dice to see if I get drunk!”
“I have an Ogre-Slaying knife! It’s got a +9 against ogres!”
God, I love that clip.
I liked it, but would probably have found it funnier had I ever actually played D & D.
Oh. Our security system wouldn’t let me onto the site, but seeing Lord Ashtar’s quotes I’ve heard it before.
Pretty good stuff.
The Dead ale wives club! Funny stuff.
I actually got another copy of what I can only guess is “part II”, where a girlfriend comes over…
Too damn funny!
My son is a DM. During last Sunday’s session one of the characters got drunk, and another kid spilled soda (Sierra Mist, not Mountain Dew). One firm household rule - No Cheetos!
I bring you the goods, people. Love me!
I want to see part two. 
Me, too!! sniff
Ditto. It’s just not the same without the giant monster talking about his ogre slaying knife.
It’s from 1995 or so, I think.
The flash Knights of the Dinner Table at www.hoodyhoo.com are better, though. 
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“Bob divides the universe into three groups. The first is himself. The second are the people he wants to kill for the experience points. The third is the rest of the players, who help him kill people for experience points. Groups two and three can overlap.”
Damn sweet.
“I’m getting drunk, right?”
If I’m not mistaken, the D&D dialogue was actually from the Summoner video game. At one point I actually had the file, but sadly lost it. It’s a lot funnier than their version…