Dallas Gets Blowed Up Good

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I hope nobody got seriously hurt.

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I wonder if there is a guy named Hank involved.

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[QUOTE=ShibbOleth]
I wonder if there is a guy named Hank involved.
[/QUOTE]

Dallas, not Arlen!

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Goddangmanthatsabigolsplosionyeahitis.

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What the hell is going on with all our major cities exploding?

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Police are searching for a man with a crew cut, glasses and a narrow urethra, and his son, who, according to witnesses, “ain’t right.”

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[QUOTE=twickster]
What the hell is going on with all our major cities exploding?
[/QUOTE]

I dunno. Maybe you should ask Michael Chertoff’s gut.

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At least it’s a gas plant and not someplace more ominous. I mean when your municipal water department blows up or if a gravel pit catches on fire, that’s when you know you’ve really got some serious problems.

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I heard that terrorists are adding stuff to natural gas to make it explosive.

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[QUOTE=Uncommon Sense]
I heard that terrorists are adding stuff to natural gas to make it explosive.
[/QUOTE]

Those bastards!

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[QUOTE=Uncommon Sense]
I heard that terrorists are adding stuff to natural gas to make it explosive.
[/QUOTE]

That would be air. The countermeasure to that is to ban air. Perfectly reasonable.

12

Pesky accelerants.

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[QUOTE=ShibbOleth]
I wonder if there is a guy named Hank involved.
[/QUOTE]

I think you mean the Trashcan Man.

Meanwhile, yike-a-doo!