I wonder if there is a guy named Hank involved.
Dallas, not Arlen!
What the hell is going on with all our major cities exploding?
Police are searching for a man with a crew cut, glasses and a narrow urethra, and his son, who, according to witnesses, “ain’t right.”
I dunno. Maybe you should ask Michael Chertoff’s gut.
At least it’s a gas plant and not someplace more ominous. I mean when your municipal water department blows up or if a gravel pit catches on fire, that’s when you know you’ve really got some serious problems.
I heard that terrorists are adding stuff to natural gas to make it explosive.
That would be air. The countermeasure to that is to ban air. Perfectly reasonable.
I think you mean the Trashcan Man.