OK, so I went to see Billy Idol in concert at Mandalay Bay last night. Helluva show, I definitely would say I got my money’s worth, except…
He didn’t take his shirt off.
He slipped offstage four different times to change shirts, but he wouldn’t take his shirt off where we could see him.
He practically made the audience sing “Flesh for Fantasy” for him, but would he show us any? Nooooooooooo.
Gosh dang it all to heck, any forty-seven year old man who still looks that good ought to be showing it off.
Who do I complain to about this?