Ok, it sounds like you got dumped. So you decided to blast horrible fucking music all day yesterday, until 2 am, then started again at 4:45 this morning! And it’s the worst fucking crap. So far I’ve heard “I just called to say I love you” about 10 times, “I’ve been waiting for a girl like you” about 20 or so, stupid ass Air supply songs constantly. Fucking stop! When the police came, and told you to stop at 2 am, that meant for good, not for a few hours. STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!
I’d be rather happy if my neighbors blasted cheesy love songs all day and night instead of whatever garbage they blast, which I don’t care to recognize. I hear nothing but bass pounding, and as loud as I turn up my Air Supply, Stevie Wonder and Foreigner, it just doesn’t drown out their noise.
Trade you neighbors?
Gee, what are they supposed to play. GWAR? The Ramones? The Sex Pistols? The Clash? X? Let’s see what other crappy bands can I think of…Dead Kennedys? Minor Threat? Fugazi?
Ra! Excellent Choices, dude! Now if they were also cranking some early 90s grunge (Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Soundgarten, STP), I’d bring Doritos and dip.
Add Skinny Puppy and I’m there. 
NO!!!
Tchaikovsky, the Beatles and Glenn Miller!!!
Well, he concluded this dump-fest, when the police showed up again(this time called by the apartment complex), with Elton John’s “Can you feel the love tonight?”, and Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart”. He should have to go to jail just for making me listen to those two songs.
If it had been the Dead Kennedy’s, Ramones, Clash, Nine Inch Nails, Pixies, or Soul Coughing, I would’ve been all for it.
p.s. Ministry as well.
So, if those songs annoy my neighbors as much as they annoy you, diku, that means that the next time that my neighbors decide to have a loud party at 2 a.m., I just need to turn up Air Supply, buy large speakers, and turn the speakers toward our common wall, right? (No, I’m not actually going to go out and buy large speakers, although I might put Air Supply on my tiny stereo and turn the volume up a bit during the next loud party.)
Now Can You Feel the Love Tonight and Total Eclipse of the Heart are in my head…
All right, then, what about honest suggestions? When you get dumped horribly, what songs would you blast over and over again at 2AM?
I don’t blast songs loud enough for my upstairs neighbors to hear, and then complain that it’s my house and I’ll do what I want when they call the police.
I just sit and quietly drink, thank you.
“Bonnie Tyler’s “Total Eclipse of the Heart”.”
OHHHH!! That is a GREAT SONG!
Now add VNV Nation and I would be happy!
I like GWAR too!
“Gor Gor comes and sirens wail…”
Besides some of those already mentioned…
“What’s Love Got to Do With It?”
“I Am a Rock”
“Bye Bye Love”
“Yesterday”
“Breaking Up Is Hard To Do”
“[S]he’s Gone”
“Behind Blue Eyes”
I know there are plenty of country songs that fit the criteria…hell, the genre was invented for this situation! But I can’t think of any offhand.
So the police came, did they tell him to play better music, or just turn it down? 
“Sir, we’ve had a few complaints about the music.”
“Oh, I’m sorry officer, I’ll turn it down.”
“No that won’t be necessary, but do you think maybe you could play Pop Will Eat Itself instead. This Air Supply crap is REALLY anoying.”