Horseshit! I was trying to get these sticky chrome things off my door handles and I slipped with the butterknife and made 2 scratches! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Please does someone have any idea how to get a scratch out? Shit. I’m going crazy over here trying to wipe it with a rag (yeah like that’s going to help)! Grrrrrrrr! I don’t want to take this to a shop to get 2 measley scratches out…My fucking dad and his hobby of putting meaningless shit on my car! He’s soooooo goign to get yelled at tonight. I’m making that fucker take the rest off because he put it on with superglue or something indestructible! Arrrrrgggggggggggghhhhhhh! Fuck!
It’s only a car. so what’s to get so po’ed over. Even if it was new off the show room floor is’s a "pre-owned car tody and you can write off 20 to 25 % of the purchase price right now.
So you dad is trying to do something ‘he at least thinks is nice’ and all you can do is gripe and complain.
FOR SHAME FOR SHAME
On the other hand you could have used “Goo Off” with a little patience and maybe a hair dryer to soften the adhesive and pull it off with ease.
Take your frustrations out here and go apologize to your dad for even thinking ill of him or raising your whining voice.
GROW UP!
Far worse could happen such as the whole car turn up missing.
I think there’s some special kind of car polish that you can buy on eBay. 
Damn E-bay! I’m going to Pep Boys or AutoZone.
Perhaps you could cover the scratches with bad pictures of Madonna
Seriously, Harlow, there is a simple solution here. Ready?
Move. Out.
You say you are a “twenty-something” woman, still living at home. Jeez, when I was “twenty-something” I was married with 1, 2, or 3 kids, depending on how large a number “something” is. As long as you remain at home, your parents are going to treat you like a little kid, and to be perfectly frank, it sounds like they may be correct.
Scratches are an unfortunate side effect of using a butter knife to remove things from cars. Go figure.
DPD is right. Move out. You’ll be much happier, and your car will remain unmolested.
Best,
karol