Damn..and we didn't even have a party

Happy 20th internet!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20030103/ap_on_hi_te/techbits_internet_bday_3

um… I thought it was Al Gore who did it. What’s all this arpanet stuff?

Isn’t it funny that the medium that brings porn into the homes of millions, isn’t old enough to access it all itself (if it -The Internet- were a person)?

Well, my muscle relaxers kicked in, I see. [drools on keyboard]