Damn Dirty Apes Terrorize New Delhi!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Problem is, you haven’t done as much fun stuff as most of the gods in the Hindu pantheon. We like our Gods exciting, active and with colourful lives; dozy calamari, telepathic or otherwise, just don’t quite manage to do it for us.

If it’ll make you feel better, though, the
URL deleted - see below

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Moderator’s Notes:
I have deleted the link in the above post for several reasons.

  1. It appears that anything on that page takes you to porn sites and although that complies with our “two-click” rule, there’s nothing on the linked page that really has anything to do with the topic at hand.
  2. I have received reports from the membership saying that the link, when closed, results in several porn pop-ups. Although I did not experience this, it seems a real possiblity given the nature of the page. Also, I have a pop-up blocker installed and this may account for my negative results.
  3. Although I didn’t get any pop-ups, immediately after clicking one of the links at the deleted URL, my harddrive began spinning leading me to believe something was being installed on my machine without consent. A subsequent cleaning with Ad-Aware indicated spyware of some sort.
  4. And the most damning, also after clicking the link in 3) above, Norton Anti-Virus quarantined at Trojan called “Trojan.ByteVerify.” Perhaps part of the Spyware and perhaps something more sinister.

So, there’s ample reasons for deleting this URL. aasna, I’m sure you didn’t do this out of malicious intent, but please be more careful when posting links to the SDMB. Especially ones of such a questionable nature. Not all of our users are as cautious as I and just as I’m sure you didn’t do this purposefully, I’m sure you’d not appreciate being on the receiving end of a potentially nasty surprise such as this.

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Oh dear! I had no idea! I’m terribly, terribly sorry.
I’ll be more careful henceforth.

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Man, all that bad stuff made me all curious, UncleBeer.

Yes, I would open a door that said “ABSOLUTELY DO NOT OPEN”, why do you ask?

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gives a smirking grin as she points at GMRyujin

SHAME on you, man! SHAME! Don’t push the red button, ok? Don’t answer the phone when the killer is on the loose in the woods. Don’t squeeze the damn Charmin!

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We seem to have gotten off the topic of how to deal with those damn, dirty apes!!

Oh well, you know the saying, “Human see, human do.” …

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Don’t you wish your tails were - so -
Curved in the shape of a Cupid’s bow?
Now you’re angry, but never mind
Brother, thy tail hangs down behind!

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Don’t mind me. I heard there was a killer loose, so I’ll just go downstairs to investigate the funny noises. Turn the lights on? Who needs em?

AHH! Oh, it’s just the cat…AHH!

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Ah, yes, she’ll do very nicely. Very nicely indeed…
“Hello? Is the Simian Overlord Headquarters? Remember that possible Homo sapiens female specimen I told you about? Yes, that one. Can you send over a cramped, dirty cage ASAP?”

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heads for the hills in her skimpy cave woman outfit and home made leather collar
Thank you though for your… ahem, interest.

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Leggo my Eggo, ya damn dirty apes!

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Now all we have to do to get her back is wait for Chuck Heston…

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Young or old, he’s yucky! wail
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