Damn it, I got her AGAIN!

[QUOTE=Tamex]
Well, that set my boss off about political correctness and the War on Christmas and blah blah blah and ended with how wrong it was that evolution was taught in schools.
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Oh boy. We’re not far from that sort of bullshit again. But take it one day at a time. Today is the day for her to worry about Satan rotting kids’ teeth.

I also guess that she’d have a problem with Linda and Heather II, and her brother Alex. You see, Linda participates in the Holiday celebration, even though she’s

Jewish

and so are her kids. Damned Jesus killers.

[QUOTE=Autolycus]
Even more fun!
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Heh. Yeah, I’d do that, though it would probably damn near kill me. Heather I by herself is probably more than any mere mortal can handle.

[QUOTE=Anaamika]
How did she not let you leave? Grab your cock? :stuck_out_tongue: Cause I can see how you might not want to leave without that.

I agree, she wants you to give her more than just a gift. Get her a bag of hay this year and see how she reacts.
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You can’t say cock on the internet!!! :eek: :eek:

[QUOTE=Tibidabo ]
You can’t say cock on the internet!!! :eek: :eek:
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Oh, weird. When I first read that post by Anaamika, I read it as “grab your sock.” And no, I wouldn’t leave her office with her in posession of one of my socks. I lose them easily enough without some coworker stealing them.

Update: Someone decided that drawing names from a hat was just so 20th century, and so had everyone fill out a profile on a web site that draws the names for you. It’s pretty cool. But here’s the thing – In the name field, you actually have to fill in your name. That’s what will be e-mailed to you so you know who to get a gift for.
Know who I got? Rudolph. Great. Some joke name person gets something from me.

I finally found out who it was, but now someone else did too, after doing some sleuthing. And here’s something interesting – nearly everyone in the office says that they hope hope hope! that I pick their name, because they like the kinds of gifts I give. Everyone but Rudolph. I have no clue what she’s even about. I never talk to her.

The site has a cool feature where you can fill in fields like what size clothes you wear, what your favorite color is, and what books you like to read. Great. But you can only read your own answers, not anyone else’s. I guess it’s sort of a new age, touchy-feely, getting-to-know-me sort of thing.

[QUOTE=tdn]
I forgot to explain this part. There are two Heathers. One is a coworker, one is the daughter of a coworker.
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Now I understand the painting and the Heathers.
Thanks.