I pit whiney bitch pregnant women. There are three people in my department and one of them is gone for a few weeks. No problem, me and the other person can pick up the slack. That is unless one of those people is a whiney bitch who apparently can’t stand to stay at work for a full day. It’s just too hard. When there is anything the least bit hard to do, she backs out. Which means I have to pick up the slack for two people.
Oh and the person I am talking about is a grand total of 8 weeks pregnant. I am 13 weeks pregnant. It is going to be a long few months. And yes I know that every pregnancy is different blah blah blah, but damn it suck it up princess. You didn’t hear me complaining when every damn day I would quietly leave my desk, go to a out of the way bathroom, vomit, clean myself up, and go back to my desk without a word. I don’t necessarily have it any easier than you sweety I just don’t feel the need to moan about it and use it as an excuse.
Oh and PS pregnant coworker, now is the perfect time to go and get shirts that cover your gut. Skin belts are not appropriate for work.
It is going to be a long few months.