He’s so cute! I’m in love! Help!
Esprix
Another one? Where do you work, a gay porn casting agency? 
Well, if it’s any hope to you, I’m dating the cute co-worker at my company.
He works in a separate department and building, so there isn’t the awkwardness factor that’s usually associated with dating someone you work with.
If nothing else, it makes the scenery nice, doesn’t it?
Is it the same guy?
I’m married. And straight. And I can only barely stand my cow-orkers, all of whome are no less than 10 years my senior.
There ya go, Esprix, the ultimate alternative to your own state at the time.
Doesn’t that make you feel better?
At my job, I am the hot co-worker. 
BTW, I have always wondered, what is a cow-orker? Or did I miss the boat a long time ago on that one… (I keep seeing it…)
Whoops, I’m supposed to be drawing right now. Gotta get back to ork.
Jeez jin, you’ve never seen a cute cow-orkin’? Well, I keep forgettin’ you’re still a young sprite.
Fortunately, he, too, works in a different department, although in the same building. And I just know he’s queer. I’m hoping to drop a not-so-subtle hint to find out the score (as if he didn’t know about me already by the rainbow flag in my cubicle).
Esprix
I’ve been in a relationship with my sexy coworker for three years, and we’ve been living together for two years. We’re not coworkers any more, since I lost the job and then went freelance. He’s still sexy though
Jin I believe the term come from the Dilbert comic strip. It is just a way to say 'I’M SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS!!" without having them come and shoot you with one of those tranquilizer darts.
and those things really hurt when you come around
Hrrm all of my co-workers are research people… Only 1 of them is even close to my age.
The only cute one left, I refer to as Mt Blonde.
How else do you refer to a tall blonde who wears heels and 3 inch skirts in a virology lab…
She’s a containment breach waiting to happen 
(FYI, shorts/short skirts are BIG no nos… same with open toed shoes. We’re a lab damnit and she’s a grad student)
There’s a woman in our computer room who just slays me. I’ve got a bit of an obsession going for her right now. Sure makes the day go by quicker.
Unforturnately, the computer room is secure, so I just can’t going wondering in and stop by her cubicle and invite her to lunch.
Probably wouldn’t matter anyway. I get severely tongue-tied in her presence.
I keep picturing Esprix’s co-worker in a skintight ski outfit, wiggling his backside and going to Esprix, “feels like I’m wearin’ nothin’ at all . . . nothin’ at all . . .”
[Flanders]
Woah, diddly hoah, there, Eve!
[/Flanders]
Too funny.
OK, if he did that, he wouldn’t be so cute anymore. {shudder}
Any excuse to go by his office… {sigh}
Esprix
Lola was my damn sexy co-worker seven years ago, she’s still damn sexy.
What happened to Mario???
And his brother?
And you’re gel wrist rest?
You hussy!
I’ve got a sexy Director, sexy co-workers, sexy cow-orkers, sexy scientists, sexy… Big Pharma is hell, man. Simply hell. 
CRorex said, “She’s a containment breach waiting to happen (FYI, shorts/short skirts are BIG no nos… same with open toed shoes. We’re a lab damnit and she’s a grad student)”
What does any of that have to do with working in a lab? Just curious. Don’t you make her wear a white coat and gloves or something? Probably not…the hot factor would drop dangerously low!
Let’s not discuss Those Who Are No Longer Interested In Esprix.
Esprix