Well, I got around to taking a photo of myself with my shirt and pants off. You can take a look here . It took me quite a while to get that shot. I couldn’t bring my hands close enough together to make the camera work.
That is soooo NOT sexy.
You’re a teacher?
Gross, as we said when I was young and dirt was still under warranty.
::swoons::
::recovers::
::swoons again::
Why do I so want to take a pin and just poke it somewhere so you would go wwwwhhhhhhooooossssshhhhh and fly all over the place?
I can haz stryoid mikshake?
You’re the hottest Pak Protector I’ve ever seen. 
That pic was disgusting. Where is the puking smiley?
That’s what my husband looks like with his shirt off.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I slay me.
Seriously, is that a real picture? Not only does it not look humanly possible, but when you do that many steroids, you don’t get such a … well-addressed package, if you know what I mean, and I think you do, because most of you have minds as dirty as mine.
Chasing Dreams, I might have seen you at work.
PS- Don’t quit your day job. 
Ugghh, please don’t say that thing can breed. Nasty Supreme.
That’s not me, but I know that guy. We were on the same juicing routine until a year back. I went on a low-carb diet and he kept eating starchy foods. I guess you are what you eat.
For some weird reason, whenever people see a picture of me they say they have seen me somewhere before. Something about a bicycle, spandex, France, and winning. The spandex and winning parts I can understand, naturally, but I don’t get why they keep mentioning bicycles when they talk to me. I’m just too strong for a wimpy bicycle.
I also don’t get why they keep mentioning France. You can’t get a body like this over there. The streets are too narrow for me to walk through.
Sometimes, people say I’m a uniballer. I then proceed to take off my pants and make them say otherwise.
I wanted to find a picture of Christian Bale coked out and flexing in the mirror in American Psycho, to turn into a loldoperz picture. It wasn’t on the first two pages, and by that time I realized I really didn’t care. Oh well.
Aw, c’mon, man; won’t someone think of the children?
Chasing Dreams has an ego bigger than mine, but then, so are his boobs…
Can I just call bullshit and get this thread closed?
tsfr
Too quick a recovery. I’m disappointed. Will it help if I describe how I’m making my pecs jump up and down?
Please don’t.