Damn, why do I look so sexy?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Since there seems to be a lull on the boards, I would just like to take this opportunity to share my thoughts on how damn sexy I am. I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my pants, too sexy, ohhhhhh too sexy. You wouldn’t believe how much effort it took for me to step away from the bathroom mirror to write this. I just step in front of the mirror a bit and the corners of my eyes always catch how shapely I am. Then, I have to turn around, face the mirror, and take off my shirt so I can marvel at my body.

Oh, how I wish I had a camera so I can share with all you guys and gals how sexy I am.

I’m assuming nobody is going to read this and my thread will drop off the front page and so my sexiness quotient will remain secret for all eternity.

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I really, really, really hate to do this but: cite?

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Okay, looking at this guy’s recent threads, I see:

Does wearing spandex shorts shrink your manhood?
and
Why do I sweat so much?

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Erm, it’s a guy? Don’t need that cite then, I have a mirror.

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My chest is so well built that you would turn gay just from looking at those melons. And, they are much larger than just a mere handful. :wink:

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i feel i must point out that chests the size of melons are called boobies.

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Bad thing to assume. Bad, bad thing to assume.

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That reminds me of something. If I were to go to jail, I would create a huge sexual dilemma for the other prisoners. My big muscles would say “No, no!” but my toned buns would say “Yes, yes!”. If I were to take a communal shower, everyone would be scared of facing me for fear of letting their sexual urges over power them.

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I find this hard to beleave without a picture!

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His sexiness is affecting your spelling.

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I can’t wait for tomorrow to come.
Because I get sexier every day.

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Thought your thread would fall of the front page quickly, did you? That’s why you keep posting to it? :-p So it’ll go away quicker, maybe?

I won’t believe your claims until I, also, see photographic proof.

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Yes! Photographic proof!
I want to add a lol-catz caption!
Or maybe use photoshop to humiliate you.
I’m feeling mean and sinister today

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Have the drugs wore off yet?

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I just got back from the gym. I’m sitting here with my shirt off, glistening.

You’ve got nothing on me.

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I just got back from the barbers.

My head is glistening.

Be jealous, very jealous

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I’m drinking coffee, my pupils are twitching.

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In prison they wouldn’t want to be facing you.

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Alan? My old college roommate Alan? Is that you?

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To answer the question posed by the thread title: Because you’re not in the same room as me, so you benefit from the lack of comparison. :smiley: