So a few days I find out I’m gonna be playing pro soccer, it’s not Juventus or anything but I’d be getting paid to play a sport which is pretty cool…500/game if I’m starting. Let’s fast forward to today. I am helping a buddy of mine move which went fine. We moved a few roles of fabric in a shopping cart. I’m taking the shopping cart back and decide to have a little fun and ride it…basically I put my feet on the rack at the bottom and prop myself up that way…
After a hundred feet or so downhill I wipe out. Landed on my palm and think everything is okay except my pride. My wrist is a bit soar so I head to emergency purely for precautionary reasons. I had some xrays done and was forced to sit and wait for the doctor. When I was waiting for the xray tech to give me the xrays, he toook a peek and I hear wow…not good.
Two hours later, the ortho guy comes in and asks me if I passed out or hurt any other part of my body. I say nah, just the wrist and that’s not even too bad. The doctor then proceeds to say I’ll be wearing a damn cast for three fucking months…takes me midway through july. I also need surgeory which I’m not really all that worried about, if it makes me heal I’ll be cool.
Now why did I bring the soccer thing up? Aint no fucking way a ref will let me play with a cast!!! FUCK