OK, I’ve written before about getting strange things in the mail.
At this point I’d like to say - Damn you Kenneth L. Fisher of Fisher Investments, Inc. Damn you for sending me an “Express Priority” envelope that I was not expecting. Damn you for marking it “Hand Deliver to Addressee”. And most of all, Damn you for sending out useless “introductory” crap through the mail. Especially at a time like this.
Mail based promotional gimicks are bad enough at the best of times. Right now is not the best of times. You, sir, suck the rancid piss from a dead buzzard’s eye socket. Fuck you!