Damn You SDMB, I Just Burnt My Hubbys Chicken On The BBQ

Hubby is grilling out. He gets called next door and as he’s walking out tells me to take the chicken off the BBQ in a minute. Of course he tells me this as I’m checking out different threads on the board. I barely hear his request. And as my sorry luck would have it, I forgot about it and pulled it off in 20 minutes. You should have seen me run out the door, right in the middle of reading the"Yes, we have no bathroom thread" . All the way I’m thinking “Yes, we have no chicken”. Looks real nice on the top side, nice crispy burnt on the other. I’m so screwed. It’s all your fault SDMB for being so interesting. Damn you. Damn you all to hell.
I wonder if he will notice? The smell will give it away. I threw it away and it still stinks. Shit, shit, shit.

But I like my bbq chicken a bit charred. Adds a good bit of flavor.

You like yours this damn charred? Hmmm. Wonder if he’ll notice that I used the fine silver?

Hm.

…“extra crispy?”

:wink:

You do know that when you set the table the silverware does not go on the plate. And what’s with no salad fork or dessert spoon? No knife?

Oh…the chicken…that is a bit too charred.

:slight_smile:

Blackened Chicken, all you need is a little hot sauce and a sence of humor.

It’s a new SDMB recipe.

Cut them in half horizontally and tell him they reduced on the grill.

Or tell him you had a recipe for Carbonara but ran out of ara. :wink:

Slip into some lingerie and be waiting for him at the dinner table. He won’t care about the chicken :wink: