Dan Brown, ianzin & Cecil

Talking about this new staff report, I was surprised to get to the end and find it was a staff report.

It read like one of Cecil’s pieces for the most part. I really enjoyed it.

Except:

I don’t think Cecil would ever comment on the length of his articles being too short or too long, they just are.

Hehe. It’s Darren Brown. I clicked on the link expecting another trashing of The Da Vinci Code.

What can I say except :smack: ?

For the Record, I liked The Da Vinci Code.

Just for the record, it’s actually Derren Brown. Not Darren.

And, ianzin, congrats on a fantastic Staff Report!

That’s right. Dorian Brown. Derek.

I’ve been asked to correct the title, but since there’s already been jokes about it, I’m going to leave it as is. Anything for a laugh.

Ianzin, I really liked the article about Derwood Brown and NLP. I especially liked how you were able to get through the entire article without using terms like “bullshit”, “hogwash”, or “load of crap”. You have remarkable restraint.

FTR, I know, I know, it’s really Darnell Brown.

But we’ve already established that it isn’t Dan Brown…

I am of course deeply honoured that you should think my humble screed about NLP and Doris Brown comes close to the quality of the answers provided by The One. Thank you.

Unfortunately for you, this suggestion borders on SDMB heresy. I would not be at all surprised if, in the middle of the night, you hear a knock at the door…

Nonsense. We don’t knock.

“Is this your card?”

Are we talking about the same person as that guy who is known as Derryl Brown, from that show called Mind Control?

It was a Cecilesque article, and I was not aware of Dominic Brown or NLP until I read it.

That’s ‘Dontrell,’ with a ‘K.’

Here, I thought we were finally gonna get the skinny on Derwood (of Bewitched fame). Instead, just another expose of a placebo. Oh well.

Seriously, one of the best pieces, Cecil or otherwise, in the past year.

Did I hear someone talking about Dimwit Brown?

Am I being whooshed here? Why can’t anybody get a simple name like Derren Braun correct?

But it was only Dovry Kricfalusi in the old country*. He changed it to Daniel Bering when he came here.

*(He left because it reeked of trees.)

I’m bumping this because, well, I laughed, and I think other fans of Dorothy Brown deserve to also.