All right, I haven’t really had anything to say before now (I found the early weeks painful to watch, especially Buzz Aldrin*); I’m going to punch out everything I got right now before going to bed.
Re. ringers: Given that they guarantee a watchable performance with no tedious drama, painful-to-watch blunders, or stupid excuses each week, I say let’s have more of them. Seriously, all this hemming and hawing and snittiness over mediocre scores is getting incredibly old. Just once I’d like someone to say, “Yeah, it wasn’t that great. Whaddya gonna do?”
I saw Nicole for the first time tonight, and she was great. Elegance, poise, fluidity, grace, everything you’d expect from a champion. I agree that it’s far from a lock at this point, but I don’t care, I just want her to show everyone how it’s done week after week.
As for…Pete, is it? (the one who was 2nd lowest last week)…he’s definitely a bit rough, but he’s my sentimental favorite, and I definitely want him to go as far as he can. It’s very simple: He’s actually having fun out there. He’s smiling and laughing and hamming it up and treating this exactly like the silly spectacle it’s supposed to be. Know how he dealt with the near-elimination**? He put it behind him! Oh, sure, he didn’t enjoy it, but today’s another day and everyone’s starting from zero, so why make a big deal of it?
This is the first time I ever saw two sets of scores. Could someone fill me in on this? It seems so sudden, but if it was a spur-of-the-moment decision I think there would be more talk about it. Personally, I think it’s a welcome addition, if only because it makes it twice as hard to bail out a pathetic scrub with a flood of votes. Time to face the real world, VFTW! 
- I might get blasted for this, but I don’t care: It was a friggin’ travesty that he was ever allowed on this show. An absolutely hopeless case who could barely move, and stood no chance of providing any kind of entertainment, but because he’s a hero and an old guy, the judges have to treat him with kid gloves and offer 1,001 euphemisms and sugarcoat every comment to within an inch of its life. And we have to hear over and over about how he’s a hero and we gotta cut him some slack. And of course there’s absolutely no chance of him going early, so the pro he’s paired with (remember her?) has to endure several weeks of carrying a guy who doesn’t have a whisper of a molecule of a prayer of winning. Memo to ABC: No. More. Immobile. Geezers. (I’m actually thinking of sending a message to that effect.)
** I hope it’s sunk in for everyone by now that there is no such thing as “nearly eliminated”. It’s in or out. Well, maybe if scores carried over, but you can guess the odds of that ever happening.