Dang it! Why didn't I respond to that Nigerian e-mail!?!

You know, the one that said they were sitting on gobs of money and just needed help from someone with a Western bank account to move it out?

It’s too late now: the cops got it: $34M in cash found in empty Nigerian apartment.

Next time, Mustafa, I promise I’ll get back to you!

It’s much worse than that. Notice the last sentence in the linked article! The Nigerian government whistleblower program has recovered over $160 million. Just think - if people believed those e-mails more the money could have gone to people that could make good use of it! I promise to be less suspicious next time.