Stupid little fucker (oops, I am in the Pit, aren’t I?) rode his bike over our freshly poured sidewalk this afternoon. Twice!!!
But I got him back!!
Decided I actually like the design the tires made in the concrete. Looks kinda like a twiny vine thing. Anyone says anything, I’m gonna say we had the concrete guys do it on purpose. Maybe we’ll start a trend.
Gotcha, ya little pissant! Guess what? We’re NOT mad! Bwaaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaaa
Fishing line about neck high should do the trick. 
"Yes, officer, we had the cement people put this child-sized bump in our concrete. We like the way it looks like an embedded sculpture.
“What? The kid next door? Haven’t seen him…”
-S
You guys are diabolical. Devilish even.
I like that in a person. 
If I was the kid, I would have taken time to write “AuntiePam is a cock-slut” in the cement, and then left an ass print.
Auntie Pam, I know I’m not supposed to feed the trolls, but just this once? Pllllleeeeasssssse!
Lil’ Kiffy, you are saying mean things about a friend of mine in the guise of being clever. Please cease and desist at once.
(Whaddya expect? I’m still new at this!)
BTW, Lil’ Kiffy, you are apparently so stupid and illinformed that you can’t even get the motherfucking quote right! It’s “God made all men. Sam Colt made 'em equal” or something very much like it. Fucking Smith and Wesson wasn’t even in fucking business when that gain currency, you size-28 asshole.
Sorry, he touched a nerve. The needle-dicked bug fucker.
You know, you’re not going to make any friends by running around randomly insulting people. You’ve got a post-count of 16, indicating that you are brand new here. This is no less than the third time you have made an * ad hominem * insult of someone entirely unprovoked, and I’m not sure if I’ve seen a real post from you. This can mean one of two things:
You’re a brand new user who is unsure of the proper etiquette used in this board. Please try to establish yourself and gain people’s respect before dropping insults on them. And even then be careful how you do it. However, judging by the way in which you have carried yourself to this point, I wonder if you have ever been taught the proper rules of tact and common decency.
You’re a previously banned user who is running around throwing insults at people just because it makes you feel bigger. If this is the case, may you soon be nuked.
Jayron, I’m uncertain myself, which is why this person is still not banned. I looked hard at him earlier. So far, he’s not banned. So far.
Piano wire.