Dang, that was a good burger.

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

I mean, it was. Not greasy at all, though the bun had clearly been placed on the grill for a millisecond, but that’s what I like. Crisp on the outside, tender on the inside, and nice fresh pickles.

I want another one!

2

And some classified data is missing from Los Alamos. That makes me feel real secure.

In other words, “Yes”.

(Sorry, not trying to do a stream-of-consciousness thread here. Just didn’t want to waste bandwidth by starting another thread, if no one was interested in this one.)

3

Perhaps the missing data was “The Creation and Cooking of a Damn Good Burger”, acquired illegally by your burger chef in a subterranean parking lot.

Think of the repercussions: if the terrorists get hold of top secret burger technology, they could flood the world with terrorist-owned burger restaurants.

“What do you want for lunch, junior?”

  • “I want a Happy Halal Meal from McOsama’s! It comes with a free NoHamBurglar figure!”
    “I’ll have a Big Mecca please.”

  • “Do you want Freedom from the Yoke of Zionist Imperialism Fries with that?”

Because if the US is no longer capable of making the best burgers in the world, then the McTerrorists Will have Won™.