Dare you to pick the designer dog.

Go ahead.

Yes I know, it’s a little slam against all the idiots who pay ridiculous amounts of money for mutts with cute designer-poo names.

The related grumpybumper site is cool too.

I got one right - which makes sense - I’m a big fan of shelters and rescues.

The best “designer” dog I knew was owned by a friend of mine years ago - a Peke-a-Dach-a-Poo-Poo - her grandparentage included a Pekingese, a Dachshund, and two Poodles. She was a great and long-lived pup, much mourned at her passing.

Woohoo! I got 57%!

Of course, I was going by “which one looks like it would be owned by a pretentious asshole rather than a sensible person who goes to the pound for a dog?”

I got a 57% also and I was doing the same thing.

14%! Woohoo!

71%… mostly, I was looking for the better-groomed dog.

And people are asking $1000 or $1200 for these mutts. It’s insane and ridiculous.

The only goldendoodle I’ve met was rescued, basically, from a pet store. Probably puppy mill in origin, but she was a lovely dog. I agree that it’s insane to pay designer prices, but people are strange.

I got 57% right, too, but I basically tried to pick which dog I thought looked the happiest, and figured that was from a shelter. All my pets are shelter/rescue in origin, and it’s safe to say they’re pretty happy. (Well, except for the cat, but she just loves to bitch . She knows a good thing when she’s got it, however!)

The best dog I ever knew was a mutt of indescribable breeding. Amazingly large, like 90 lbs, irregularly shaped, a coat that varied from straight to curly, long to short, a snout that faced one direction and eyes that looked another – but calm, incredibly well-behaved, great with small children, and basically just the sweetest, smartest, best dog in the whole world. I still remember Sammy fondly. She was the perfect advertisement for adopting pets; a better family dog you couldn’t find! Too bad she wasn’t ours. :frowning:

I do know one couple who got a designer dog because she’s allergic to most dogs. So there is sometimes a reason.

Most of the time, it’s pretension.

I got 57% using the same critera.

Our designer dog is a HuskyChowBull. We got him at the no-kill shelter, where he was billed as a Husky-Chow mix. He has the mottled blue tongue, but if you look at him from the right angle, his skull has sort of a pit bull shape to it. We figured the shelter may have kept that particular secret hidden in the woodpile.

He’s a big old playbaby with a personality as big as all get-out, and the vet has called him one of the strongest dogs he’d ever seen for his size.

I got 100%, and I’m not even a dog person. Of course, I do live in one of the neighborhoods where the Beautiful People live, so I guess I’ve gotten a lot of accidental exposure to glamor-dogs.

I based my decisions on the differences in grooming, BTW.

47% here. Most of them look like MISTAKES!

42%. I am ashamed. Or proud. I can’t decide.

The important point is that they’re almost all poodles, the truly superior dog breed.

Watch me go, I got 100%*…

*…wrong. Apparently, I’m not very good at this.

100%

I just picked the ones that looked the happiest/cutest/whatever, because I figured the site was rigged to favor the shelter dogs. I was right.

I got a 14%.

I was judging on the quality of the picture, not the actual dog itself.

I suck.
However, I have a freebie designer dog. She’s a Lab-Mastiff mix and she is da Bomb. ( including her rancid farts)

If I were going to set out to breed a designer dog, I would try for a dachshund-beagle mix. My aunt and uncle got their’s from a shelter and she was the coolest, funniest, cutest little thing. She had this tail that curled into a loop, and she ate like a goat. Including saw blades on one occassion.

That’s what I did too, but got one wrong (the puggle).

But it seems like a pointless comparison. I’m sure many dogs in the shelter were originally purchased from breeders, and later let go because the family couldn’t (or wouldn’t) keep them anymore.

BTW, here are my shelter dogs.

85%. I have reservations about calling any of these cutesy poo-doodle things dogs in the first place, to tell you the truth. But they all deserve good homes and it would be great if some of these people considered a “used” dog.